Citrus, Dust, England?

I like dichotomy. An icy center in a hot bon-bon. A sweet person at the heart of a grouch. Don't we all?

To continue the thought: I like stepping off a chug-chug, windows-down historic train, on a dusty summer afternoon, into the dim lobby of a Tudor building that is -- surprise surprise -- not far from a bevy of Southern California citrus groves.

The Cotswolds served with an orange twist.

I like Glen Tavern Inn in Santa Paula. And don't even START me on the lobby bathroom. Swank. The paper towels. I'd take the train back just to lather up again.