No hotel is complete, I’ve always felt, without a Lady in White drifting through the upper floors. In fact, if I bought a hotel and it didn’t have a Lady in White, I’d hold interviews. Question 1: Can you wooooo outside the ballroom in the deepest night? Question 2: Will you gently pull covers off sleeping guests? Question 3: Is there some sordid romance involving you and a long-ago hotel owner we can print in the brochure? Consider yourself hired. When can you startle?
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